A series delivers more of the "Guests" late, but safe! Have great week! :)
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The first time the vi was furious fanning our leaves off the copying machine as possessed. I had heard about it. He had arrived on Saturday leading a group of a U.S. company that had a week of training at our hotel, I rested on Sunday and I had not played noticing it, but when I got on Monday, I discovered that in one day and was fed medium hotel. While we were drinking coffee in the dining room that morning before the day and at least three friends were complaining about it. He was an insufferable and overbearing host, whose name was Sally Zampedri, a woman of great stature, round and very thick geography always wore her hair gathered in a tight ponytail or even why he stretched his scowl and spoiled.
- What happens? "I can help? "I asked him to do with pain how abusive our photocopier.
- not believe it! -Gritoneó without looking. - In my time here has not been a single person able to help with success!
"Mamona sight!" I thought. "They are my specialty." So I deployed my biggest smile and asked him kindly to do aside from unclogging leaves the mechanism of the copier. Apparently it bothered him a lot and turned around as the anger was.
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An hour later the director of operations and I was screaming on the phone. It turns out that Sally left Zampedri our business center Direct management to complain about either computers or printers or photocopier, or the people of this center served. The director called very upset to find out what happened to us. I tried to explain what happened but I heard reciting a litany of the deal to host and above all it was a very special guest. "They are always right," he said very solemnly and then screaming at who knows how many decibels. "Because of you I now have to give the service free business center!" Yes, this prestigious hotel guests complain when it is customary to be given something in return, for example, a free breakfast, or Internet service at no additional cost to nights. Many of them already know so take advantage of that kindness made helpful to policy and complain because the sea is salty. Zampedri Sally knew, so carrying his immense humanity aside another soon complained about the quality of the food, the musty smell in the pillows and the foolish face that she said we all. He soon got free internet, free meals and free room in an attempt to calm her snatched mamonería lackeys put him two young concierges that will scratch your back if necessary. Soon, we'd all be on the verge of madness his fault. ***
Sally
Zampedri The ravages of note were left everywhere. I arrived at the hotel gift shop to witness a dunghill of major proportions. The manager of the store, near tears, told me that this woman had come that afternoon alpha to the store looking for something to buy, but very unhappy grab a hook, saw the dress and said "Ugly!" And threw him to the ground , took another attire, looked down and said, "Horrible!" and well traveled throughout the area of \u200b\u200bclothing and footwear Regadero leaving a barbarian. When the manager asked if he could help said the same, in that hotel had no competent person to help her and continued his mess. The charge, on top of his patience he said please put the clothes in his place if he did not like what he saw as arrogant Sally replied: "That's what you get paid! And for that I am paying for! "And threw in an evening gown feet. So, she traveled throughout the store: the area of \u200b\u200bbooks, gift area, snack area, tanning area, making a gruesome aventadero. "And all for the very daughter of a bitch out without buying anything." Angry charge told me the courage to see the chaos that had become his shop. Just think of what would have to work to rearrange everything again gave us lazy both. An hour later, he drew attention because the woman went to management to complain that in the gift shop had been very rude to her.
*** One morning of the request "halloweenezca" week I sat at my desk filling out a piece of our inventory of materials and then came Sally with her weight Zampedri energetic. He sat in the lobby to take a breath and then leaned into my window and knocked on the glass. When I turned around to see her face, I made a sign with his finger, as if I were a dog that would come wagging his tail to where she was to curl up in his huge boobs. I fell so badly that he responded with a sign "Wait a moment." The woman could not believe I had not gone immediately to treat her so he turned to bow and touched the glass of the window harder. Undeterred, I saw her, beckoned me "You better come now" with a look of a cross between a Rottweiler and Doberman mad and then I went back to meet with your fingers that I wait a minute, making the important so I returned my gaze to the computer monitor. I was defying the rules of the hotel guest said that the primarily attended him leaving what we were doing then, but what mattered was not willing to get on my mat arrogant gringo it all looked at us like we were garbage. The fat lady bowed once more and shook the window glass with his fist so hard I thought his intentions were really break it to get my glasses fixed their eyes. That's when I got up off the couch and I said obviously annoyed tone: "Hello?"
- Do you're doing the hard? "I gritoneó. "Well I'm sorry for you because at least one hours I want to bind these books.
Then came two servants that the hotel was marked with respective numbers of papers that she wanted to have perfect seaming on a ridiculous amount of time.
- And you better have them ready, because if they are not do everything possible for you to bid farewell to this work, which is probably all you need to get something to eat!
Although I'm a fan of patience and inner peace, then, in my mind sounded a "Daughter of rechingada!" As an angelic choir of children of Vienna.
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We hold as possessed to finish the job and we did it in record time, and especially for the unfortunate to say that I shall keep in my office because there was going to deliver until completion of the courses on Saturday morning. She was hardly Zampedri Wednesday and Sally was the object of desire to kill for more than twenty. Despite his girth has traveled around the hotel to screw someone's day with their rudeness. I returned the food to the banquet because she was not as expected, shouted to the events responsible for the lack of organization and had to have a larger room for one of their events because it assigned did not like. Soon, everyone we talked to the manager of events that had brought the devil disguised as a woman to ask what the hell had taken. We promised never close dealings with her. "For me that will be host to the competition," just as frustrated that all of us. Already on Thursday, all managers had been warned that the woman was a fool and was doing everything on purpose, so no one scolded us after we went to complain. The operations manager left us in peace to all and all I think that we prayed for the week ended.
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finally reached on Saturday morning that I arrived I found this peculiar guest waiting as my boss. Behind her was a montonal boxes and bags and gifts that he wanted a suitable package to send by courier to the United States. There was a box full of bottles of tequila and mezcal, the other filled with drugs and one with a sharp machete from selling in the market and with which God knows who would butcher. I called to come five minutes late "What's not supposed to enter at nine o'clock?" Said then order the dispatch of such products. A simple I knew that I could view these objects on board because neither parcel services can cross packet carrying sharps or alcohol or drugs through customs. I wanted to explain but she gritoneó me that she did not care what he had to say, I simply do my job. He turned around and went after her wanting him to see that the objects would step on American soil but never yelled at me to leave her alone. "Do not bother me! I have a terrible headache! "
So, I put my co-workers to pack up all the dirty clutches of women that included a huge thongs could well serve as drying racks for hanging canvas circus, all of them dirty. Garments, sweaty, smelly left us were subjected fuchi faces of my classmates who refused to follow my instructions to pack. "But we put gloves," said reluctantly, and more strength of will, and helping them, pack your Garrere offensive.
And it was there that I have left the devil inside. Trying to avenge all the abuse they gave my classmates and me, thinking of working overtime in charge of the gift shop, the headache of the event, in the rudeness and forgetting the cooks just a bit of professional ethics trying to save human dignity and Mexican (because Sally Zampedri repeatedly expressed derogatory comments against our race) secretly placed all new objects, all the gifts if they could cross the customs boxes of clothes and personal items. And so Machiavellian, I placed a bottle of alcohol, or a box of medicines and sharp machete in each of the boxes with new gifts, in such a way that never received their souvenirs port Vallarta. Whoever reads this can tell that it is dangerous to have me make me mad or enemy, right? As if that were not enough, I quoted shipping. In this hotel, it was law that we added to each shipment will cost 30% of the original. The sending of this woman, with tons of clothes he wore and all his gifts to the city where he lived, was a total of about twenty thousand dollars, plus 30% of law, the cost rose to twenty thousand. Then again, a devil more damned over me and not got to 30% of the cost but a cynical and shameless 80% of the cost with 30% including, of course, then the shipping cost rose to whopping sum of forty-six thousand dollars and something. I mean, at least the hotel had to take advantage of all that the unfortunate was free.
When I called his room to confirm if he was willing to pay that woman was in a hurry because his flight would leave soon. Rudely told me that I just do what I had ordered, she had the power to pay anything, that money was no problem for her. "I understand that you do not well understand the power of money," he said condescendingly, "But for me no problem." Another moment I heard the angelic choir singing a "Jija of rechingada" in C major and then I charge your credit card before the peel.
Needless to say, two weeks after sending all the gifts were returned because they had items that could not cross the border, she spoke angrily to the charge of your account and put us in that way call to clarify what happened. Just beginning to claim me when I interrupted the woman without leaving talk:
"It's not my fault you do not know how to listen, madam Zampedri. Hopefully this will be a lesson to learn to hear what others have to say. I made it clear that such transmission could not cross but I paid attention. Now I'm the one who has no time to listen to you. Have a nice day! "
and suspended in an ecstasy of value. The woman threatened to never step on the hotel and everyone, including the charge of their own, they thanked me.
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